Ugly like pineapple

Ha, my sister got a new $10 haircut and it is ugly.

Shit!

 Damn it, I can’t stop shitting!!! I mean, I’m shitting multiple times in one day. It’s just crazy. And it’s all normal shit, not diarrhoea or something.

Ok, maybe it’s because of the dried apricots. Cause I’ve been snacking a lot lately cause I’ve been sitting around a lot at home lately, and when you sit around at home doing nothing you tend to snack a lot. And it doesn’t help that my house has a surplus of dried apricots cause my dad keeps buying and eating them. And dried apricots contain fibre. And too much fibre speeds the stuff out of your system.

Well, at least I’m not drinking prune juice to go with it.

Eye candy

Normally I seldom dream, but when I’m extremely tired, I have really vivid dreams.

I had the weirdest dream today.  A few nights ago, I dreamt that I replaced one of my eyes with a rubber ball.

Today, I dreamt that I remembered that “hey, one of my eyes is still a rubber ball”.

So I pulled it out and put my eye back.

Creepy huh?

Happy Chinese New Year, everyone.

Ya, I know its 初三 already, but someone came over to stay at my place and I had to go visit all my relatives so I was so busy that I couldn’t update my blog.

I was so tired that I slept for almost the whole day today. Urgh.

Put away the arm and let’s talk

Ahahahaha.

A funny little video from T.M. Revolution. Gives a whole new meaning to the word ‘firearms’.

That’s gross.

Whoo, now the infection (sore throat) moved upwards and my eye got infected and there was pus oozing out of it this morning!

And then I gave in and went to the doctor and got antibiotics.

Total Defence Day

Hey, I just realised today is Total Defence Day! Which is the day when Singapore erm… fell to the Japanese 😦

Isn’t it a strange coincidence that Total Defence Day falls right after Valentine’s day? It’s like oh yesterday we were all kissing and hugging and stuff and then the next day the entire country blew up. Like some apocalyptic Japanese manga or such.

Six cats

Cute cats! Six of them!

Damn, now I’m sicker.

The sore throat has escalated into a fever today.

Anyway, happy Valentine’s day.

Gwen’s blogs

Added a whopping 3 blog links from Gwen under the Blogroll.

Gwen, Gwen, which blog will you be updating?